macho nacho lifts season's 1st trophy; Round 27 recap; No transactions

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macho wins the inaugural Suicide Cup.

The first trophy of the season goes to the youngster macho nacho with a 2 games to love victory over Beerguts in the Suicide Cup final. macho becomes the youngest man ever to win a Walt League trophy (Chapala still holds the record for being the most immature to win a trophy.) With just 3 rounds to go in the regular season, macho could take a great leap forward to claiming his 2nd trophy of the season, the Supporters Shield, by defeating table toppers Chapala this weekend.

Gemmill, WAGS and macho are all still alive in the 4th round of the Pro Cup. There are 256 teams remaining.

Chapala sees its European odyssey come to an end in a loss to the Englander Prognosis Negative. Mr. Back Door did the best with what was given to him in the spot vacated by the petulant BIFA by becoming just the 2nd Walt Leaguer to make the knockout stages of a European competition.

The Coppa di Walt resumes this weekend with the 3rd (of 4) leg of the final between Memfrica and, who else???, macho. Memfrica leads 25-20, but macho has a legitimate chance of taking 3 trophies before the playoffs even begin. This is very reminiscent of FMAC's brilliant run in Major League Walt back in 2012.

Chapala and macho are still the only two teams to have clinched a playoff spot. The Rambling Rogues of Memphis and Frumunda are now on vacation time as they have been mathematically eliminated from further competition. Frumunda is in the process of setting a remarkable record in having only scored 8 goals in 27 rounds.

This week in alternative media:

The very handsome Bob Murphy explains why minimum wage laws are economically destructive. If you're a good little citizen (or you think you're hipster cool), then don't hit play. This will only confuse and frighten you, then you will have to mock me to make you feel better about yourself as well as to reassure yourself that you're not dumb.

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